Midnight Sniff 

Its like that thing that one time where you are in bed alone and you fart into your hand and you like smell it, one time.

I was exhausted after that four hour meeting, I went to bed but I couldn't fall asleep without my Midnight Sniff.

Midnight Sniff by Grijn March 16, 2019

Midnight Sniff 

When you need to scratch your ass hole in the night and you carefully do it as to not have smelly fingers the rest of the night. You double check just to make sure by sniffing. If you are good , back to sleep. If not, you gotta go wash your hands.

I “midnight sniffed” 7 times last week and only had to wash my hands once.

Midnight Sniff by SneakerP November 23, 2021