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Midland Park 

A 1.6 sq mile town in Bergen County New Jersey. Located about 18 miles North West of New York City many of its residents commute there daily, although a good deal are locally employed. It is bordered to the West by Wyckoff, to the North by Waldwick and to the South and East by Ridgewood. No freeway style road runs through Midland Park which is a unique characteristic compared to other towns in the area.
Yo I'm not going to the 7-11 in Midland Park because it's shady.
Midland Park by James Q June 27, 2005
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Midland Park 

A small 1.6 square mile town in Bergan County that is surrounded by Wyckoff and other larger towns. Midland park has 1 high school, which is a combination of a high school and a middle school. Midland Park High School has a average graduating class of only 70 to 80 students, but is known for it's regerous teaching and scoring system which is more difficult than most other schools in NJ. The high school has a small but very good marching band and the football team, the Panthers, has recently merged with Waldwick, Midland Parks biggest rival. In Midland Park, there is a 7-11, a BurgerKing, a Wendys, a GameStop, and good size shopping center, all within walking distance of anywhere in town. Midland Park is a great little, quaint town, out of the way of all of the hustle of bigger towns, but with the feeling of always metting something new.
Let's go to Morning Glory and buy some fart bags!

Stemple is the worst teacher in the high school.

Let's go down the street to Ridgewood and see Snakes on a Plane!

Midland Park owns!
Midland Park by KingKoopa1226 September 10, 2006
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026