Midgey Mullet Share definition Flag Term which refers to any mullet worn by a midget and/or dwarf. Jimmy Kimmel had his ass kicked by a group of little people sporting midgey mullets. Midgey Mullet by Rob L. July 25, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Midgey Mullet mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch