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Midget Mallet 

When you stick a midget on the end of your dick and swing her around beating someone to death.
SephirothXWEAPON: and coming over ther to beat you over the head with a midget mallet!
Midget Mallet by Cebo December 23, 2003

midgemullet 

a short dude, which is always funny with a mullet, which is even funnier
example..... hmm.... A MIDGET WITH A MULLET!
midgemullet by OgirlO July 22, 2003