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Mid-sex Text 

When you're having sex with a girl and she finds it so unsatisfactory that she starts replying to texts mid-sex.
"Awh dude how'd your date go last night?"
"Not good, she pulled a mid-sex text on me"
"Really, that bad?"
Mid-sex Text by Shebesta16 May 7, 2015
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mid sex regret 

(heterosexual) a woman’s version of post nut clarity where she zones out mid intercourse and wonders why she’s having sex with that man.
“yeah, i got mid sex regret with him bro, idk”
mid sex regret by bebedaboobee September 25, 2025

midsexual 

1. A gender where there is unoticable definition between male and female. A midsexual individual is characterized by personality and behavioral traits that represent both male and female and his/her/its tendency to be super hilarious.
2. Literaly, being half girl, half boy.
"I think the only trait that defines her as a girl is her period...what a midsexual."
midsexual by Drummer Girl June 10, 2009

midsexual 

Someone who is attracted to people who are only mildly attractive. Someone who only likes 5 out of 10s. Why would you want a 10/10, they're probably a lot of work.
Extremely attractive woman walks up to man in bar. Man to woman: "Sorry, I'm a midsexual, no time for models and influencers"
midsexual by gleenn March 17, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008