A subpar program headed by Jim Harbaugh. Absolutley ZERO defense. They have a strong arm quaterback that resembles Cam Newton who pulls off sick deep throws, but cant throw accurately so save his baby's mama.
Did you see the Michigan Wolverines game today. They scored 7 points all by Cade McNamara. However they lost because the defense couldnt tackle Betty WHite in a wheelchair with the flu. They lost by 60.
by MrBoxNoodle January 26, 2021
The team who beat ND 38-0 and Ohio State 35-21 in the same year. Chris Perry once had 51 carries and over 200 yards against in-state rival MSU. The team has went to the Rose Bowl the last two years and lost because of BS plays. The most winniest program in college football. The teams who's qb's go to win 3 superbowls. The team who has a freshman qb and RB that are two of the best players in the county. (Chad Henne and Mike Hart). The team to have the best player in college football (Braylen Edwards). Ohio State, great job this year, but how come you lost 4 games prior to beating us, including Northwestern. And we still went to the Rose Bowl.
by mark May 7, 2005
The Michigan Wolverines are a NCAA Big 10 football team that has got the short end of the stick for the past decade. There are team that has a shitty fanbase; often thinking they are better than they really are. Despite this, their rivals fanbases tend to be equally as bad or worse (especially the fans in Ohio). They've went through a cycle of coaches that were both awful and culture changing to Maize and Blues history. In recent years, their new head coach Jim Harbaugh has tried his best to turn around this program, yet he still can't beat Ohio State in "The Game." Every year it seems like Michigan will do well, they fail. They blow it against some shit team, then they follow that up by getting beat by the Buckeyes The Game being the only semi-hard game on THEEEE Ohio State schedule.
Michigan Fan: "The Michigan Wolverines will be great this year!"
Any other NCAAF team fan: "Yeah just as great as you've been for the last ten years."
OSU fan: "We will always be the best team in the Big Ten. Also, Urban Meyers dick is the tastiest think I've put in my mouth!!!"
Any other NCAAF team fan: "Yeah just as great as you've been for the last ten years."
OSU fan: "We will always be the best team in the Big Ten. Also, Urban Meyers dick is the tastiest think I've put in my mouth!!!"
by CollegeFootballFan123 November 12, 2018
A football program whose best days were in the great depression era. They truly suck in today's time and are guranteed to be shittier with rich rodriguez as coach. They make fun of ohio state fans yet they get their asses beat by them every year by more than 3 touchdowns. Bad colors, lack of talent, and the city ann arbor all equal to a program that recruits and people in general find as crap on a stick.
Billy- The Michigan Wolverines are the winningest program in college football.
Kyle- Yea when my deceased grandfather was just being born
Billy- Michigan still has some good players and their stadium is one of the biggest in america
Kyle- Thats not what terrelle pryor thought after he decommited and when appalachian state made the "big house" the "big dump."
Kyle- Yea when my deceased grandfather was just being born
Billy- Michigan still has some good players and their stadium is one of the biggest in america
Kyle- Thats not what terrelle pryor thought after he decommited and when appalachian state made the "big house" the "big dump."
by kellis13 July 26, 2009
a bunch of douches who think they are better than OSU. and beside last year, who the hell has ever heard of an actual wolverine in michigan? it doesn't make any sense. they're gay. just look at the faggot they sent to new england.
by wolverines blow April 26, 2005
by GoBlue October 22, 2006
The best football team ever who has the most wins in college history at 824 and has been a team for 132 years. Has beat michigan state 67 times and lost 32 and tied 5. Michigan State will never be as good as the Wolverines.
Michigan rivalry teams- Ohio State, Michigan State, Notre Dame, and Minesota.
Michigan rivalry teams- Ohio State, Michigan State, Notre Dame, and Minesota.
by UofM4life<3 November 24, 2011