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Michael Cascio

Michael Cascio is a boy who is questionably gay and has been known to leave groupchats with the boys. He is a simp for lexi and has skipped many bases. But we still are friends with him because we feel bad.
Michael cascio is kinda cool but is also kinda suspicious.
Michael Cascio by To59tar May 7, 2020
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Michael Cascio

Michael Cascio is very feminine and loves his family in a weird way. He always is asking for grown men to sit on top of him and is also known to leave group chats. He has crushes on girls but skips bases and goes straight home. He thinks everything is funny when he is the only one laughing. He also likes to eat his own poop.
Michael Cascio is over there eating his poop.
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