Miami Typewriter 

When one does a line of cocaine off the back of an iguana but instead of sliding one's face, you slide the iguana under your nose. After doing so, one rotates the iguana and slides it back to the other side of their face (as if resetting a typewriter) and then does another line of cocaine off of the iguana. The process is repeated as many times as needed.

Everyone was really tired from working an overnight shift, so they did a few Miami Typewriters to keep from falling asleep.

Miami Typewriter by AssetMgr September 21, 2018

Miami Typewriter 

Where you take one of the large lizards common to South Florida, especially Miami, roll it in cocaine, hold it by its neck and the base of its tail, and proceed to do lines off of the lizard, rotating the animal as you go. The result produces an effect like the return carriage of a typewriter...but with cocaine, bad choices, and amazing nights.

Holy crap man, did you see the size of the Miami Typewriter Donny did last night? That man's an animal, and so is his coke habit...literally.

Miami Typewriter by Just Aristides September 23, 2018