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When you get to the end of the night, remove yourself from the social situation to masterbate.
Dave has gone for a mexit, even though he has masterbated twice already.
Mexit by DKSKUX August 25, 2018
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Meritxell 

One of the prettiest girls you’ll meet she’s so sweet and cares so much about all her friends she may be shy at first but once you get to know her she’s really funny and she’s also really good at basketball she may be nice but don’t ever get slick with her she’ll fight back she ain’t afraid to defend herself or her friends so don’t test her she’s so fun to be around and will always be there for you when you down get yourself a friend like Meritxell.
Girl 1- Is that Meritxell?
Girl 2- yea she’s so gorgeous and sweet
Meritxell by Isabellaaaaaa July 30, 2019
They’re so greedy and thoughtless choosing to megxit at a time of such stress within the family
Megxit by Dyslexicdefinition January 9, 2020

meditarded 

When you accidentally overdo it, cannabinoid-wise.
"Holy cocksucker...I was just trying to get rid of my fucking migraine and lower back so I could sleep.... now, my shit feels great, but I accidentally got myself meditarded"
meditarded by Skinny_Phat February 21, 2019

Mexi-glow 

The unmistakable scent of Mexican food that stubbornly clings to one's clothes, hair, and/or skin after dining at a Mexican restaurant. Individuals who fall victim to Mexi-glow tend to possess a 1 - 2 foot atmospheric radius of Mexican food odor around his or her person. Mexi-glow typically lasts longer than a 24 hour period before gradually wearing off; but, in some cases, it has been reported to linger on clothing for over a fortnight (particularly jackets).
Michael: What is wrong with you?

Blake: A baby behind me at Avogadro's got fajitas. It's the Mexi-glow, I have it.

Michael: What a jerk.
Mexi-glow by MorningX June 15, 2011
Is the coolest person you will ever meet.Her eyes are goals.She is beautiful inside and out.If you ever meet a Melita never let go of her .She has her ups and downs but If you stick with her you won't regret it .She can really make your world.She does care too much for her friends and family even if she doesn't show it .She is also super sensitive so don't blow up on her .Whenyou first meet her she is very quiet but then she never shuts up.
Boy 1: Hey do you know her

Boy 2: yea she is Melita
Melita by Kelly1027 September 6, 2016