Mexican Mustache

The act of jizzing under a girls nose and then ripping off your own pubic hair and placing it on top of the jizz so it will stick.

Hey Kathy, make me a sandwich or I will give you a mexican mustache.

by kylesrgnt June 30, 2010

mexican mustache

a very thin, pathetic excuse for a mustache mostly seen on early teenage boys who think it makes them look like men and on mexican labourer's.

teen 1: hey i think you have some dirt on your upper lip.
teen 2: oh no, thats my mustache.
teen 1: .....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but seriously nice mexican mustache.

by j8ud98e560sd98ry September 5, 2006

Mexican Mustache

Mexico is country in which wearing a mustache is a popular choice of facial hairstyle. The mustache is wore typically having hair only on the upper lip. This can very on thickness and length.

He has a nice Mexican Mustache, especially when he keeps it trimmed.

by JJGotti December 10, 2022

mexican catfish mustache

: is a very thin-sparce mustache with only a few long hairs on the corners of the mouth. (aka usually only grown by Mexicans)

The criminology definition to identify q person with sparce facial hair is described as having a mexican catfish mustache.

by Mexican Catfish June 26, 2010