Mexican Strawberry

A really nasty splattered, flinging, smelly, sticky, liquid, floating, off-the-walls kind of shit. Usually only occurs when a normal person (anyone not from mexico) consumes a fruit or vegetable grown in Mexico.

Dude, I just layed a mexican strawberry all over your bathroom...

by CarlosSpicyWeiner August 20, 2010

Mexican Strawberry

a male jizzes blood all of a girls nose giving her a bloody nose thus resembling a stawberry

Dude, I just gave my girlfriend a mexican strawberry

by IHaveThePower June 1, 2011

mexican strawberries

South Texas slang for beans.

Listening to you brag dosn't improve the taste of these mexican strawberries!

by oldschoolio June 12, 2007