Mexican Olympics-
If someone ever tells you that "you pulled off the
Mexican Olympics";
Its another way of saying that you beat the Devil at his own game.
The
Mexican Olympics is the most extreme sport of survival there is, it puts the gameshow "Survivor" to shame.
Starting out inside Mexico, the
Mexican Olympics begin as soon as you cross the border into United States of America by any means necessary.
Crossing the border is not the
hard part, it's staying inside America by avoiding detection is the
hard part.
Strategies include gambling, obtaining fake ID's, and moving to a different address and possibly a different state every year to avoid getting shot or detected by I.C.E. and/or Border Patrol.
To win the Gold in the
Mexican Olympics, please enlist in the military with a pseudo identification, fake identification or someone else's identification.
By serving in the military it is a great way to earn American citizenship,if caught, stay silent.
If you are suspected as a spy, it's not the end of the world, you can become "doubled" or a double agent. Always claim you are a persecuted minority in your home country.
Being classified as "White" sure does help alot in avoid detection and deportation. If so always claim as an "Albino" or "Al-Beano"if you speak any foreign language other than
English.
Person 1-"You pulled off the Mexican Olympics!"
Person 2-"You been in this country for so long that we
don't have any identification of you."
Person 3-" The
guy even has the Medal Of Honor by giving enough information to
kill Osama Bin Laden during his brief military service."
Person 4- "We know you are not speaking Spanish when you speak but it sure helps you being around Spanish Speakers and act like you having a conversation together, good job on learning
English fast."
Person 5-"You actually deserve to be an American Citizen."
