Mexican Jumping Beans 

When a man cums on a womans breasts, and then slaps the sides and bottoms of the breasts, the sperm drops will bounce up and down.

I gave your sister a bunch of mexican jumping beans.

Mexican Jumping Beans by A-Wall9 May 26, 2009

Mexican jumping beans 

Epic little beans that you keep as pets for third grade. All you have to do is keep them locked in a drawer.

Guy 1: Hey what are those?
Guy 2: They are mexican jumping beans
Guy 1: EPIC!

Mexican jumping beans by Jzell September 15, 2010

Mexican Jumping Beans 

The act of putting a high voltage piece of equipment to a pool of water filled with mexicans and watching them jump up and down in pain.

I got some Mexican Jumping Beans at Petco.

Those Mexican Jumping beans reached record hieghts!

Mexican Jumping Beans by baller393 November 4, 2011

mexican jumping beans 

illeagle steroids

I used mexican jumping beans to win the olympics

mexican jumping beans by coolmaster4321 March 21, 2004

mexican jumping bean 

1. This is a term used for describing illigal aliens crossing the Mexican border.

2. This is a term used by police(pigs)refering to trying to arrest a Mexican running with lettuce(marijuanna).

Catch that Mexican jumping bean!

Look its a Mexican jumping bean.

Holy $h!% its a Mexican jumping bean!!!

mexican jumping bean by Wike Schafran October 12, 2007

Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean 

when you stick a dildo in gas and then stick it in your girls vaginal cavity then light it on fire and she will jump around and you have to put it out with your cum quick

Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean

Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean by Chris Bird April 28, 2009

mexican jumping bean 

when a female puts as many tampons in her rectum. a few hours later she drinks as much laxitives as she can possibly have. and the "bean" will jump out

yep i saw saw a porno where a chick had a mexican jumping bean!!!!

mexican jumping bean by poo91 April 13, 2009