by zackmclovin January 12, 2009
When you awake to a fellow bending over you in the "toilet position" with his balls in your mouth and a fart escaping out his arse on to your eyes. Popular on stag do's. This was named due to the similarity to the warm Mexican air and salty taste in your mouth.
by Eddie Munsta March 25, 2016
After screwing someone, leaving a log of shit in their bed and splitting. (hopefully while they are in the shower or sleeping)
by Stacey MacLean April 12, 2008
When there aren't any whole tortilla chips left and just a bit of salsa left in the bowl, one dumps the remaining chip fragments into the salsa bowl, stirs it up and eats the rest with a spoon.
by Alfetta159 October 30, 2010
by Ultrabastard October 9, 2015
A Mexican Hot Breakfast is an amazing sexual feat in which the giver performs oral sex on a hot, sweaty, receiver with hot spices placed on their genitals. This act is usually performed early in the morning.
by Bruce Longwood August 13, 2008
Two friends having a nice time. It sounds dirty, but really it’s just breakfast on a stationary train with a south of the border twist!
Two adolescents went to a bad neighborhood in the early morning on a Sunday to find themselves a Mexican train breakfast
by Tha Government March 2, 2021