metro-sexual

metro sexual is a modern enlighted, sort of renaissance man. Secure and confident, capable and cool, typically well educated and stylish. Heterosexual with a twist,not gay by any means,but he prob. has a few gay friends,can easily be mistaken for gay by rednecks and jock types. the only straight guy in a fabric store or antique shop who is not being dragged there by a woman.

the men who actually watch Queer Eye for style tips

by cbyerchic February 12, 2005

metro-sexual

Refers to someone who is straight but who practices good grooming, style, fashion sense, etc, but who is homophobic enough to worry it might get him labeled as "gay."

Don't gay bash me, I'm just metrosexual

by GrrlsBois January 17, 2004

Metro-sexual

A douchey male who flaunts his expensive Guess jackets, goes tanning and highlights his hair.

Justin is a self proclaimed metro-sexual.

by Waterpoop May 14, 2019

metro-sexual

1. Someone who has sex on the subway.
2. Someone who is turned on by the subway.

Yo, look at that faggot beside the traintracks. Hes wacken off, staring at the trains.

by Mikey July 23, 2004

Metro-Sexual

When someone's sexuality is questionable. When they are presumed straight but have homosexual tendencies that pose question. An undefined or unsure sexual preference.

The way he expressed himself during that episode definately made me think he is Metro-Sexual.

by L Boogie January 24, 2006

Metro-sexual

If you're pretending to be gay to get close to a girl, but she starts to catch on, and she asks you what sexuality you are, it's your best answer.

"Are you gay, cause you act gay, but you were staring at my boobs," "I'm not gay, I'm metro-sexual."

by Anonymously obvious suspect January 31, 2014

metro-sexual

A sad male who dresses and acts like an arse-bandit but is afraid to admit he is homo.
High pitched voices, hideous designer clothes (preferably pink!), limp wrists and the worst fuckin hairstyles ever invented eg.Hoxten quiff, Peroxide hedgehog mullet or Little-kid-in-shower-fake-mohican. (Total wankers!)
It may be they are bi-sexual? Women love them because they can talk about make-up, handbags and girly shit like that. It's fag-hag heaven; hang around with camp men then take them home for some sex.(Boring sex though, as the Metro-sexual is too busy ensuring his hair is just right and looking at himself in the mirror.) Come to think of it queers love them too, coz they dress just like them and are half way to fudge-nudging deviancy.
Spot them preening themselves in any city in Britain right now. Hopefully this mutant strain will die out just like the new romantics in the 80's.
Fuck metro-sexualism be Straight & Proud!!!

Check out those metro-sexual fuckwits. Don't they realise pink is for little girls?

by Not a fashion victim December 24, 2004