A flat black 1984 Ford F-150 owned by "woody" with 35" tires that roll the mean streets of North West Arkansas. This vehicle is often seen with a Chain saw sheathed between the toolbox and the bed.
Big Red: "what the fuck is that horribly loud sound?"
Lil' Red: (while looking at the security camera in the living room) "It seems to be a large military assault vehicle in need of some restoration."
Big Red: "Dude! Grab my weights, that looks like woody's meth mobile."
Lil Red: (Grabbing them with "the claw".) "Where'd the AAA's go?!?!?!?"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).