Meterlate 

A measurement of the delay or discrepancy between a scheduled time and the actual time something occurs. It represents the whimsical span of moments that pass when you find yourself caught in a delightful daydream, losing track of time.

Meterlate: /ˈmi tərleɪt/
・"Mee" (rhyming with "be")
・"ter" (rhyming with "her")
・"late" (rhyming with "eight")

"I had a meterlate of ten minutes before the train arrived, during which I indulged in a reverie where I envisioned myself exploring the enchanted forest that unfolded just beyond the railway."

Meterlate by unethicalNerd August 15, 2023

methylated grill

A term denoting the very visible damage to dentition inevitably caused by long term crystal meth use and which is usually accompanied by unnatural weight loss/muscular wasting and an acne-mottled and/or pasty complexion. The unattractive smile typically displayed by a skelatrix.

Marcus: "Hey He Man, check out your arch rival standing there at the edge of the bar." Bob: "you mean the skinny girl over there with the big hair?" Marcus: "Yeah, that's what's her name. . . Parish Chilton . . with the methylated grill.

Bob: "You're crazy, Marcus, if you're suggesting that I'm . . ." Marcus: "Chill, Bobby Brown, I know you're already hittin' that!"

methylated grill by Russell Clark December 6, 2006

Methalated 

To be completely high on CrystalMeth.

Dane: Are you methalated or what?

Will: Yeah, I smoked way too much crack this morning..

Methalated by Taylor sq January 16, 2008

Masterlate

Late for something because you were masterbating

Why were you late for work?
I was masterbating so I was Masterlate.

Masterlate by CCdiemond September 13, 2014

MeterBeater 

It beats the meter by just a little bit. Approx: 1 Meter and 1 Inch.

"It is two meterbeaters from here to my locker."
(2 meters and 2 inches)

MeterBeater by Baguji the Great September 10, 2004

Medertated 

Farting really hard, and crapping ones pants, HARD

stranger 1: "oh man remember when we were in Texas and Matthew Medertated?"

Stranger 2: "Yeah man it was so sick!"

Medertated by Medertated December 7, 2010

muterate 

moobley woobley wack tack

wham dam wom wozzle, muterate.

muterate by Gharglar March 16, 2004