(Adj.) murky, gross, unfortunate

(Verb) the state of being in an unfortunate event

Synonym: Rekt, Rip, gross, sucks ass
Person 1: I have to memorize an entire dialogue by first period tomorrow

Person 2: oh man, get fuckin merked
by Annathropology February 19, 2017
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n. Being completely wasted high off prescription pills, preferrably opiates.
v. To snort prescription pills
Before playing video games my friends and I like to get all Merked out.
by drugssince93' May 13, 2013
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The means of getting Murder-Killed in any situation.

i.e. during video games, hit and runs, getting made fun of publicly, and/or losing in any way possible
Oh man I was playing C.O.D. 4 last night and this n00b came in and started talking shit, so me and my friends merked his clan by 14 kills.
by Merksauce June 8, 2009
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Something that sparks a reaction from kids that makes them go "Ohhhhhhhh" caused by physical harm, something that hurts someone with ridiculous overkill.
Seal team six bursted into a pub through a window and on the way in someone gets booted in the face, the victim would be "merked"
by aidnaam January 14, 2018
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To murder someone in such an obscure manner that it makes one a BITCH!!

ex. I just merked that lil sninja.
by 40z-N-Blunts October 2, 2008
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When a merman or merwoman(mermaid to the lame person) is seen without his or her clam-bra or clam-hammock and they let their half human/half fishy sea junk just flop around as freely as the the day they were hatched.

A slang term derived from the word Naked. But for fish people.
Sumdu: Yo, alonzo, did you see that mermaid's titties be flopping around ever so ViVaciously

Alonzo: You breast believe it. That bitch was straight Merked. You know when a mermaid is like butt naked.

Sumdu: Yo, i ain't never heard that term before, but I am willing to allow it's use solely for the purpose of this joke, as I too am a humorous individual and I know, dat was like dis wet dream I had once.

Alonzo: Ah HAAaa! Speak truth playa, speak truth.
by jEmess February 28, 2010
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