merit badging

Dude, stop merit badging and get your ass over here!

The woman lost her dildo so she began merit badging.
by J-Mac February 17, 2005
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merit badge

Used to describe the behavior of someone engaging in some activity just to be edgier-than-thou.
She's a girl scout lesbian. Just wants to get the merit badge, rebel enough to make the parents persnickety and then declare her undying love of cock at age 22.
by dzd September 01, 2004
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wife merit badge

when your stay at home wife earns special recognition for preforming menial tasks. such as vaccuming, cleaning house, unloading washer, dirty sanchezing, an angry dragon or just a plain old blow job
Man, I'm telling you what Pam earned a wife merit badge in salad tossing last night
by thepoopadoop July 04, 2010
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