Memory Lapse 

when you think of somnething to do, but when you go to do it, you go "What was i gonna do again?"

memory lapses are fucking crazy

Memory Lapse by your best idiot April 24, 2010

Facebook Memory Lapse 

The instance when one takes a "couple secs" to check his/ her facebook before starting homework, spends an hour checking, then forgets entirely what they were doing the moments before checking facebook

Girl: Hey did you get the annotations for English done last night?
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit

Facebook Memory Lapse by ThatOneWhiteMan January 12, 2011