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Mel Tuckered 

When you have gone through horrific trauma, and a strong, wealthy, successful black man befriends you, tells you how proud he is of you, and wins over your trust, right before he interrupts you on a phone conversation to let you know he has been masturbating and is about to ejaculate. This is followed by the sound of a baby gorilla screaming in the phone for 5-10 seconds.
So this nice guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks seemed like a real sweetheart, but then he "Mel Tuckered" me and jacked off in the middle of me telling him about my favorite childhood memory.
Mel Tuckered by Beebs76 October 2, 2023
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Mel Tuckered 

When you have gone through horrific trauma, and a strong, wealthy, successful black man befriends you, tells you how proud he is of you, and wins over your trust, right before he interrupts you on a phone conversation to let you know he has been masturbating and is about to ejaculate. This is followed by the sound of a baby gorilla screaming in the phone for 5-10 seconds.
So this nice guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks seemed like a real sweetheart, but they he "Mel Tuckered" me and jacked off in the middle of me telling him about my favorite childhood memory.
Mel Tuckered by Beebs76 October 2, 2023
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