Megie

A young lady who needs a man. She's usually blonde about 5 feet 2 inches tall and can usually be found on her knees, either praying or listening to her idol Tim McGraw while draining a cock of all it's man kool-aid. Drives either a jeep or a Volkswagen and will happily give you directions as long as you let her suckle your Nutella covered schlong. Collects outdated coupons and wallpapers her room with them by masturbating, slathering her lady juices on them and sticking them to the wall. The latest batch is all Greek yogurt and old El Paso coupons. Only 4 have been spotted in the wild.

Man 1: Did you get coupons for Megie?
Man 2: No but I slathered Nutella on my dick and glory knows she'll suckle me dry
Man 1: And you STILL got directions? My nigga!

by Clashnsmash777 January 30, 2014

Megija

The most amazing person you can ever find in your entire life. She's beautiful, sweet, funny, sarcastic, loyal, unique, a bit crazy, hot, and intelligent. Capable of making you smile in a matter of seconds, even if you're depressed. She's the sunshine to any darkness. A safe harbour. If you have a Megija in your life, never let her go, for you have gotten the most precious thing in this world.

"That girl is one of a kind, she's a Megija."

"If you wanna find a partner for life, look for a Megija."

— Mom, I found a girl I want you to meet
— Is her name Megija?
— No...
— Then dump her!

by ThiagoWlasak November 18, 2020

chivalry: medieval warfare

Often abbreviated as Chiv amongst PC gamers. Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is a ridiculously badass First Person Slasher game made by Torn Banner Studios which is set in a medieval battlefield and consists of usually 16-24 players violently slashing and/or whacking the shit out of each other with swords, maces, clubs, and other archaic weaponry.

It's also one of the few games where it is entirely possible to accidentally decapitate your entire team with a wrong mouse click.

Man 1: "Fuck man I can't wait for Chivalry: Medieval Warfare to finish updating."

Man 2: "Same here, I've been itching to bash someone's head in with my heavy flail."

by NarugaAndrew June 6, 2014

get medieval

To physically torture or injure someone by means of archaic methods, usually involving tools frequently used for blacksmithing or traditional feudal era torture. Example of such include thumbscrews, flesh peeling, and branding.

First coined by Marcellus Wallace in Quentin Tarantino's <i>Pulp Fiction</i> (1994).

"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."

by Gabriel Korrigan August 16, 2005

megi

cool person, very funny, loves to help others, very smart, genious
Albanian name, usually mispronounced
super sexy, hot

dont mess up with

That hottie new girl was named Megi.

You are so sexy as if were named Megi.

by heyhottie its me November 3, 2011

Im a sucker for medieval castles

The best meme in The COD zombies community.

"Im a sucker for medieval castles and thats where we are going in der eisendrache."

by Jason Blundell June 14, 2016

megin

If you are ever lucky enough to meet a Megin, treasure her forever. She is outgoing and loves to spend time with friends. She may keep a lot of secrets but she tends to be open minded If you did her wrong she will not think twice before cussing you out. It is quite likely she has liked a guy named Daniel, Samuel, Justin or Morgan.She will care about you to the end of time. Her favorite genre of movies is probably horror.

woah is that megin, she’s so cool!

by coolest app i was December 12, 2020