Megie

A young lady who needs a man. She's usually blonde about 5 feet 2 inches tall and can usually be found on her knees, either praying or listening to her idol Tim McGraw while draining a cock of all it's man kool-aid. Drives either a jeep or a Volkswagen and will happily give you directions as long as you let her suckle your Nutella covered schlong. Collects outdated coupons and wallpapers her room with them by masturbating, slathering her lady juices on them and sticking them to the wall. The latest batch is all Greek yogurt and old El Paso coupons. Only 4 have been spotted in the wild.

Man 1: Did you get coupons for Megie?
Man 2: No but I slathered Nutella on my dick and glory knows she'll suckle me dry
Man 1: And you STILL got directions? My nigga!

by Clashnsmash777 January 31, 2014