Mega aids

When you can't think of a good enough excuse for being sick.

Friend: what are you sick with.
Other friend: mega aids

by Papadande November 02, 2016

Mega Aids

Stage 5 of Cooties.
Once you get Mega Aids, you won't revert back

"Dude, I wish I had Mega Aids."
"Bro, be weary of what you wish for, it might just come true."

by Jink Horberrett August 11, 2018

Mega Hyper Death AIDS

Mega Hyper Death AIDS (MHDAIDS) is the worst disease known to man. It has a 99% mortality rate and it takes at least 10 days to kill a grown adult. MHDAIDS can be transmitted via sexual intercourse, and it is hereditary. If one were to recover from MHDAIDS, they would have an increased risk of developing Ligma or Bofa in their later life. Treatments for MHDAIDS include E-TMA, Sawcon and Sugon.

"Hey everyone, Shoenice again. I have Mega Hyper Death AIDS, this is my final video..."

by Hecking Degenerate June 15, 2021

Tyrannosaurus mega super aids

A newly discovered and extremely contagious disease. With capabilities to take out millions, scientists wonder of the possibilities of its use in warfare.

One country could use its tyrannosaurus mega super aids to defend and overcome rapid machine gun fire.

by Tyrannosaurus mega super aids March 02, 2018