Mega aids 

When you can't think of a good enough excuse for being sick.

Friend: what are you sick with.
Other friend: mega aids

Mega aids by Papadande November 2, 2016

Mega Aids 

Stage 5 of Cooties.
Once you get Mega Aids, you won't revert back

"Dude, I wish I had Mega Aids."
"Bro, be weary of what you wish for, it might just come true."

Mega Aids by Jink Horberrett August 11, 2018

Tyrannosaurus mega super aids 

A newly discovered and extremely contagious disease. With capabilities to take out millions, scientists wonder of the possibilities of its use in warfare.

One country could use its tyrannosaurus mega super aids to defend and overcome rapid machine gun fire.

Tyrannosaurus mega super aids by Tyrannosaurus mega super aids March 2, 2018

Mega Hyper Death AIDS 

Mega Hyper Death AIDS (MHDAIDS) is the worst disease known to man. It has a 99% mortality rate and it takes at least 10 days to kill a grown adult. MHDAIDS can be transmitted via sexual intercourse, and it is hereditary. If one were to recover from MHDAIDS, they would have an increased risk of developing Ligma or Bofa in their later life. Treatments for MHDAIDS include E-TMA, Sawcon and Sugon.

"Hey everyone, Shoenice again. I have Mega Hyper Death AIDS, this is my final video..."

Mega Hyper Death AIDS by Hecking Degenerate June 15, 2021

MegaAids 

An unheard of group of dumbasses who post terrible videos on YouTube.

Lance: Hey dude, have you seen that new MegaAids video?

Everyone on Earth: What the fuck is MegaAids?

MegaAids by NotMegaAids November 29, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022