Mecosta 

Most Badass Town in the Sticks; where pimps live.

Did you see that pimp hanging on the block of Mecosta?

Mecosta by Mecosta Imposta October 26, 2011

melostatic 

the feeling a New York Knicks fan gets before tip-off of a home game at Madison Square Garden

Bob and Paul are at Madison Square Garden...
Bob: Man i am so hyped for this game today, Paul! How are you feeling?
Paul: Bro, I am nothing but melostatic!

melostatic by KCfromNYC March 10, 2011

mexostache 

A mexican mustache. That trails from the center of your upper lip, to the mountainous region of the asshole. Can start at the anus. Genererates 300kohms of butt-crack-heat in less than a second. They are stylish on men, but do not look good on women, unless they are Russian, but they are pretty much men anyways.....

I shaved my mexostache today because I got tired of keeping it up. The powerful shocks to my nutsack did not help either.

mexostache by Marmas February 24, 2006