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Meat salsa

1) (n) chili
2) (n) the vomit produced after eating a lot of meat
3) (n) old people doing butt stuff
4) (n) thick, chunky ejaculate produced by a Hispanic man

(v) meat salsaing

Reference: beef canoe
1) This "meat salsa is delicious!

2) Gross! There's meat salsa on the back of the toilet!

3) I think I saw my grandparents doing the" meat salsa" last night.

4) Juan! I told you no "meat salsa" on my face!
by Snorkelpotamus September 2, 2016
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meat salad

Noun. A situation in which a woman's labia are used as a bowl upon which various different penises may be rested. The woman's groinal cavity becomes the vessel that holds the meat salad.
We would have had a meat salad but two of the volunteers for the gang bang didn't show up.
by Misses Lova Lova May 28, 2020
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Meat Salad

someone whom is of no use to anyone.
you son are about as useful as a meat salad to a vegetarian.
by Jourdy22 January 27, 2015
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meat salad

--a late night meal that has nothing to do with a salad. This meal has all or most of it deep fried with the ingredients on hand and is usually consumed with catchup and hot sauce and ESPN Sport Center...
~"Jesus Lord!, that meat salad will kill you!"
~"What?!, you never had mozzarella sticks, french fries, bacon, and chicken fingers with cheese, as a snack before?!?"
~Alright James, you win, pass the catchup...
by 1:30 a.m. foods July 1, 2008
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Handheld Meat Salad

A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all.

A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.

A #Lettuce Wrap
Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad."

I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.
by DSeanK May 13, 2021
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Meat Salad

When three or more men mush their penises together, Or perform in hardcore sexual activities.
I'll have a meat salad, hold the dressing.
by The Painsley May 29, 2010
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Meat-Salad

A male-only orgie.
The boys are having a Meat-Salad at mine tonight.
by Foot Scrub January 14, 2018
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