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Meat Hammer 

The tool with which you hammer the box...MY DICK
I nail more ass than a carpenter does plywood.
Meat Hammer by Smash Brown March 9, 2005
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meat hammer 

a term used to describe the act of shitting after a large meat dinner. This term refers particularly to both the power of the shit and the distinct rotten meat aroma left in the stall after completion of said event.
That gyro went right through me I need to hit the bathroom and drop the meat hammer.
meat hammer by MrPrefect July 22, 2006

Meat Hammer 

"We're gonna head down to the meat hammer and order a colostomy burger."
Meat Hammer by that one guy August 11, 2003

Meat hammer 

Very few men are born with the meat hammer but it is when the head of their penis is extremely huge compared to the rest of the penis
I’m tired from carrying around my meat hammer

Meat-Hammer 

Usually in reference to an abnormaly large penis with a large circumference.
"All I remember is a flash, a scream, and a thud as the Meat-Hammer pummeled my interior!"
Meat-Hammer by Matty D November 22, 2004

meat hammer boy

A guy that loves large love sticks inside his poopmaker,probably a Jew named Brendan
Brendan is such a meat hammer boyyyyy

Fudge Packed By A Meat Hammer

The act of getting anal sex from a large penis
That guy Noah got his fudge packed by a meat hammer last night
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