Meat Show

The vibrant iratic movement in which one male flashes his genitalia in a swift, slap-like motion. Usually performed for/to sluts like Britney Spears. The meat show can be a gesture of mating, or can be used to disgrace another mans small juevos.

That meat show I performed last night started with some good old ecstasy, and ended with me humping a dead moose. I really don't remeber what happened, but I could say, that using my meat stick, I cohersed to moose to mate, and then slapped him with it, in a stab-like movement, Ending the mooses tragic life. I then skinned him, and wore him as a coat......


Im still wondering where I got this fucking sweet coat. I don't know. It's warm. This is just a wild guess, but I'm very sure, I pounded that moose poon, or was it Britney Spears?

by M.C. Irving January 31, 2009

kentucky meat show

When you dick-slap your second cousin in the face with your dirty hillbilly penis.

"Dude I gave my cousin Jessica a Kentucky Meat Show last night"
"That's fucking nasty dude what the fuck"

by LOLYOU1337 January 27, 2018

I Show The Meat

"I Show The Meat" is a famous lyric from the song "IShowMeat" made by famous YouTuber IShowSpeed's Dad. This song was created and released in the YouTube account "Daddy Speed", as now it has been a growing song over the last few weeks.

I Show The Meat (Meat) TO MAKE YOU FEEL COMPLETE!!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 18, 2023

I Show The Meat

I Show the Meat🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🥩🥩🍖🍖🍖 A song by “Daddy Speed” after his son “IShowSpeed” flashed his uncircumcised dick to millions of people over five nights of Freddy’s

I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe
I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe
I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe
I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe
I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe
I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe

by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023

aye dawg stop yappin and show us your meat or im finna crash out

this was said by YXL salah on tomorrows teachings and became quite famous bc of how fucking funny and ridiculous it was
it was later followed up by “aye dawg stop yappin and show us your coochie or im finna crash out” in part 2

Jacob: someone help me!!!
Dominic (Salah): aye dawg stop yappin and show us your meat or im finna crash out

by I like penguinssss August 25, 2024

Kentucky Meat Shower

When you are having sexual encounters with multiple rednecks and they pour chicken grease all over your naked body and start to rub their erect dongs all over you.

She smelt of penis and chicken after her first Kentucky Meat Shower last night

by maize mcgee November 1, 2016

kentucky meat shower

A strange incident on March 3rd 1876 in Kentucky, meat fell from the sky for several minutes. Some said it tasted like beef but a doctor said it could be lung tissue from either a horse or a human infant.

Why did they taste the meat from the kentucky meat shower?

by Dr.Blitz November 16, 2013