Meat Hammer

The tool with which you hammer the box...MY DICK

I nail more ass than a carpenter does plywood.

by Smash Brown March 9, 2005

Meat Hammer

Jack In The Box restaurant

"We're gonna head down to the meat hammer and order a colostomy burger."

by that one guy August 11, 2003

Meat-Hammer

Usually in reference to an abnormaly large penis with a large circumference.

"All I remember is a flash, a scream, and a thud as the Meat-Hammer pummeled my interior!"

by Matty D November 22, 2004

meat hammer

a term used to describe the act of shitting after a large meat dinner. This term refers particularly to both the power of the shit and the distinct rotten meat aroma left in the stall after completion of said event.

That gyro went right through me I need to hit the bathroom and drop the meat hammer.

by MrPrefect July 22, 2006

tiberious meat hammer

giant male reproductive organ: penis ; dick; schlong; boneration

my pussy was blown out by a 14 inch tiberious meat hammer

by rich horak December 15, 2006

meat hammer boy

A guy that loves large love sticks inside his poopmaker,probably a Jew named Brendan

Brendan is such a meat hammer boyyyyy

by A guy who hates Brendan February 15, 2014

Fudge Packed By A Meat Hammer

The act of getting anal sex from a large penis

That guy Noah got his fudge packed by a meat hammer last night

by R34KindaGay November 6, 2019