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Meat Cookie 

A crispy possibly crunchy hamburger with the texture of a two month old samoan cookie found between the crack of your couch.
Can I take your order?

Yea, I'll take a double meat cookie with bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion.
Meat Cookie by T.J. Dubz June 17, 2008

meat cookie 

A trick cookie that is made of meat so when a Catholic eats it on a Friday during lent they go to hell.
Man, that Bill gave me a meat cookieon Good Friday. I had to say 15 Haily Mary's just to apologize to the Lord. I am not going to hell
meat cookie by bigdkA July 9, 2016

meat cookie 

A very dense, foul bowel movement.
After eating Taco Bell, Shana baked up a mean batch of meat cookies.
meat cookie by Uhlyssah February 26, 2008

meat cookie 

a really thick penis, not nessarily long but wide and round
"my dicks' not the 18 inch monster, but its volume is the same."

"my cock isnt a meat stick, its a meat cookie"

18(pi * 3"^2) meat stick= my dick 6(pi * 8"^2) mathematically
meat cookie by SmG6 March 2, 2007

Meat cookie 

A female with a fat or thick vagina
I can't wait to get a peice of her meat cookie, any women can have a camel toe but only a few have a meat cookie.
Meat cookie by The carnivore December 2, 2023

Cookin' meat 

Means awesome or great.

Another use is "let's cook some meat",meaning let's go/ let's do this.
First person: "Let's go out tonight. "
Second person:" Cookin' meat! " / "Cookin'!" /Yeah, let's cook some meat"
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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