noun: a bout of diarrhea that comes on so quickly and ferociously that one would stop at any location with a working toilet- even a Mean Gene restaurant in the middle of West Virginia.
also used to describe any horrible fecal experience
I hope that aint a mean gene comin' on because we are miles from toilet paper.
Damn dude, I just dropped a mean gene that almost made me cry.
Some say the name doesn’t fit him because he is an easy going gentle giant of a man! Loyal to a fault, however if provoked he will unleash hell on you!
DANG, did you see that? He just put the Mean Gene upside his head!
You don’t tug on Super Man’s Cape, you don’t spit into the wind, you don’t pull the mask off of the Lone Ranger and you don’t mess around with Mean Gene!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'