Formulated by lexicographer Erin McKean, McKean's law states, "Any correction of the speech or writing of others will contain at least one grammatical, spelling, or typographical error."
Darren: You're grammer is so bad.
Tom: It looks like you've become a victim of the affects of McKean's Law.
A small town in Erie County that sometimes you just wonder why it even exists. It’s located not far from Fairview and most of the people that live in McKean are either depressed or elderly. There is no stores in McKean, if you wanna go to Walmart you have to drive 20 minutes to Edinboro. They have the best fuckingpizza though called McKean Pizza. In McKean traffic lights don’t exist, all they have is Stop signs which people rarely ever stop at.
According to the bible, this is one of the rarest types of people. While the name is bestowed upon anyone, it tends to derive from any fillipino with a massive shlong, according to the bible. Through observation Mckendrix doesn’t seem to be made by atoms but by sauce and drip. This helps the male attract the sauciest bad b to mate with and pass on the monstrous shlong genes to its offspring. Mckendrix’s will forever be curious about the world and strive for the best in themselves and who show reciprocal respect and loyalty.
McKendree is a sweet heart. He’s a one of the smartest kids you’ll ever meet. He is kindhearted and he will help you with anything you ask for. He’s also loaded on money, but is very humble about it.
*Sarah* I gotta new boyfriend.
*Catherine* omg who???
*Sarah* I got a McKendree.
*Cathrine* Wow you got a keeper.