McDonalds Ice Cream 

Just some plain old ice cream.Except it’s very rare to find!

Person 1:Yo let’s go to McDonald’s
Person 2:Sure dude
-When they get to McDonald’s-
McDonald’s Staff:Hello what would you like today
Person 1:Just some ice cream please
McDonalds Staff:Sorry the ice cream machine is broken
Person 2:Aw man I wanted that too how come I always can’t get McDonalds Ice Cream :(

McDonalds Ice Cream by Fluffy_Tweety July 28, 2022

Mcdonald’s ice cream machine 

The thing at Mcdonald’s that you can always count on to be broken.

Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”

Mcdonald’s ice cream machine by lovehyuka November 7, 2022

Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine 

When someone shits in your mouth and then you spit it on the shitter's chest.

This girl was in to some really kinky shit, she wanted a Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine.
Did you do it?
Of course.

Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine by DoctorPool October 18, 2018