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The McCluskey Slice

Named after 21st Century sandwich visionary Jarrod Douglas McCluskey. (7/11/1985 - Present.)
A method of cutting any square/rectangular shaped sandwich - be it toasted or fresh - into two deliberately unequal portions. Starting from ABOVE one corner, move the knife across the bread towards just BELOW the opposing corner, the slicer must exercise full caution to ensure the creation of two delicious triangles; One acute, and one obtuse.

The purpose of the McCluskey Slice is so that the consumer can first enjoy the smaller (acute) triangle, while feeling safe in the knowledge that He/She still has the larger (obtuse) triangle left to devour.
You better cut that mother fucken' sandwich using the McCluskey Slice.

This one time, my Ex-Mother cut my sandwich into to perfectly equal triangles . . .
by Johnny Dragon March 18, 2013
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McCluskey Special

While behind your partner having sex in the doggy style fashion (either vaginal or anal), the partner fucking (top) reaches up and tases (with either a TASER or stun gun) their partner in the side of the neck as they ejaculate. Giving them both an electrifying orgasm and a jolt of energy for a second round.
Last night I gave the wife a McCluskey Special right in the neck… it really shocked the hell out of her.
by hotshotmpls September 9, 2006
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McCleskey Middle School

Where everyone feeds off drama, the girls are hoes, and the guys are dumbasses. And all the 6th graders are depressed
by Dicksucker928286253519 February 13, 2019
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McCaskey High school

A school that's half white and half wanna be ghetto. It's very diverse, and deserves an Oscar for how many different types of dumb shits can be present in one school. I'd rather be shot then go there.
Some body kill me i have to go to McCaskey high school
by Drizztwillkill March 17, 2019
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McCluskeyed

Losing to an opponent because of his good luck.
You're playing a game with reasonable amounts of luck, such as backgammon, and you have executed wonderful strategy, and are poised to win. Your opponent then proceeds to roll double after double to pull the win out from his ass.

You have just been "McCluskeyed"
by wijim May 4, 2011
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McCluskey

The act of offering to show your privates to the partner of the owner of the home in which you temporarily reside.
Suh dude, can you believe Olympia got McCluskeyed last night?!
by WutAThyme March 28, 2021
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McCluskey

Blind Deaf Tall Useless Piece Of Shiet
I'm a McCluskey
by CRIPKILLA101 May 27, 2018
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