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Maximillian Syndrome

uncontrollable fucking up of public and or private places

usually offsetted by the presence of other people.

You will know who did it because there will be loud screaming, general chaos and other horrible, horrible things. DO NOT LET HIM NEAR YOUR HOUSE OR ANYTHING YOU OWN. EVER.
"AH MY GOD MY ROOM! IT WAS CLEAN 5 SECONDS AGO"

-looks to friend playing xbox-
"YOU MAXIMILLIAN SYNDROME BASTARD!"
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