Small Hawaiian village on the east coast of Maui. Nothing like the rest of the island which is going to shit. The locations of many a music video settings such as LL Cool Js Paradise. The only way in and out of this isolated town in on a windy, barely two lane road that is the cause to many casualties... word of advise: if your being tailed by a local while driving PULL OVER. Described by he locals as "No Ka Oi" meaning the best but please remember that real life does go on there. Greaest place with the greatest locals...but dont piss them off.
by Nouse Itall April 13, 2010
A person who makes up slang words and terms in the hopes of getting other individuals to spend hours figuring out the meaning of said word or term.
Umair, quit being such a maui wowee. I have better things to do with my time than contemplate your fictitious terms.
by WestCoastLisa February 11, 2006
High quality weed (marijuana) Origin: From the song entitled "Maui Wowie" from Kid Cudi's mixtape "A Kid Named Cudi" in which he talks about smoking that "Maui Wowie"
Quote from the song:
"Got enough dough, just to take a trip
To get a lil pinch of the Maui Wowie"
He refers to Hawaii as being his euphoria when he's high.
Quote from the song:
"Got enough dough, just to take a trip
To get a lil pinch of the Maui Wowie"
He refers to Hawaii as being his euphoria when he's high.
by dreafool May 8, 2010
a man proud of his small stature and small dick(if you can call it one)....sucks at life, most of all poker and always backs losing teams
by Villa February 16, 2005
When you r licking the puss and she starts screaming so u turn into an eagle and fly inside of her open vagina. After a good hour of searching you finally find that sweet spot. At this moment you simultaniously turn into THE BOD and make a massive bust, spraying the room full of sweet demi-god cream. Helps if Tomatoa is the victim
Her: Oh yes this is so good
Him: I'm going in honey
*EAGLE*
Him: ITS MAUI TIME
Her:*dead*
Him: YOUR WELCOME
Him: I'm going in honey
*EAGLE*
Him: ITS MAUI TIME
Her:*dead*
Him: YOUR WELCOME
by DADDY BULGE July 12, 2017
When you get a Kaiser roll, and a girl to shoot out her period blood inside the roll and having her shit inside the roll as well and having someone eat it.
My girlfriend and I were about to bang until she tried giving me a Maui Meatball Sub and then I slapped her with my cock.
by asianman'sbootyhole April 19, 2011
N - a wee man who puts heavy emphasis into some syllables of words but not others; any person who is the brunt of many jokes and friendly banter (esp. involving his litte sister).
Guy: Hey dude, I screwed your sister last night
Maui: Oh...my...GODDDD!
Guy: haha just kidding, you're such a Maui-Wowee
Maui: OOOKAY!
Maui: Oh...my...GODDDD!
Guy: haha just kidding, you're such a Maui-Wowee
Maui: OOOKAY!
by ryanizzle February 18, 2005