Matty Croc

the popular term 'Matty Croc' is usually defined by sticking your hand inside of a blue tongue lizards mouth while having your friend tug on your 3 inch chode while having a sip on some 4 hour old Que Cola

Fuck look at that lizard mate, should we do a Matty Croc?

by JFKpeekedglaz February 15, 2021