matthew h

A charming, funny, dependable guy who's about to wed the girl of his dreams

Matthew H has requested that I not use his full last name on this site.

by NotSilentCal August 10, 2019

matthew healy

Lead singer and guitarist of the bast band; The 1975. Hottest man alive.

Matthew Healy is bæ.

by The1975_matty September 14, 2015

St. Matthew High School

St. Matthew High School is in the middle of Orleans and has a population of about 1,400 students. Every single grade 7/8 act like retards while grade 9’s are just on the verge of realizing how retarded they really were. Grade 10’s are starting to date grade 9’s because that is the new trend at St. Matthew High School. Grade 10’s are also starting to lose their virginities, but Grade 11’s are too. Grade 11’s smoke weed, get drunk on weekends and start all the school drama. Every single Grade 11 would want to become Co-President next year, but only about 5 of them would take an effort to do so. Grade 12’s are thinking about college now and honestly no one pays attention to them. They just do their own thing. St. Matthew High School is known for their shitty basketball team, their drug use, nicotine addicts, that one furry girl, messy lockers, fake friends, expensive uniforms and their “talented” and “upcoming” soundcloud rappers (The rappers won’t be shit in the future). St. Matthew High School is one hell of a school.

yo, what school do you go to?
I go to St. Matthew High School in Orleans.

How’s that?
It’s just a shittier St. Pete’s.

Oh I see.

by haydengreemo May 20, 2019

Matthew Hudetz

Matthew Hudetz is the name for the greatest junglers in League of Legends. They have the biggest weiners and love saying "shi shi".

Omg, is that a Matthew Hudetz? I heard he was the greatest Qiyana jungle in the world! I want to be just like him! Shi shi!!!

by legendpeepee March 1, 2022

matthew harris

A legend from east end who basically overnight, became the ultimate duck hunter and bass fisherman. Legend has it, he can't spell for shit, but that doesn't keep this 3 nutt fool from eliminating countless mallard ducks in front of kids, and rippin lips on a Brody bend female on her bed and frying that bitch up.

Let's go to bayou meta and Matthew Harris some mallards in front of Phoenix.

by Matthew Harris June 26, 2016

Matthew Hine

Matthew Hine is a disgusting old man who has an unwashed, ugly beard and face. He doesn’t take showers, and is overall unhygienic. His underwear is always showing, usually pink and purple. No one likes this teacher, who is a pushover that spits and no one understands what he’s saying. He gives out awkward smiles and his beard is normally drenched in coffee and breakfast.

“Ew, Mr. Hine is chewing on his pen while staring at his students!”

Matthew Hine is a person everyone hates.

by M Al Hashmi February 24, 2019

matthew hill

He is sexy and funny, he loves to play console games and also enjoys getting out and about. He is brilliant in bed and can make the girl he loves scream in bed. He is a sexy beast!

Matthew Hill is so fine!
Matthew Hill has a great arse in his work pants!

by Dvl December 21, 2013