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Doing A Matthew

To do something retarded, against all logic even though there is a much more logical way to do it
That guy is cleaning the floor with his white sock, he is Doing A Matthew

A Matthew Day 

A friend, or a person, that doesn’t pay people back the money he owes them.
I lent Jonathan $250 on the Easter along weekend. It’s been 7 weeks and he still hasn’t paid me back ! He is such a Matthew Day.
A Matthew Day by rudzbah August 6, 2021

matthew is a squeaker 

matthew is a person that no one cares about. he's a fn kid and he's trash at the game.
"matthew is a squeaker and he plays fortnite all day."- dave
"what a fortnite kid, and he's trash at the game as well." - mark

pulling a matthew 

Pull a Matthew 

To “pull a Matthew” refers to getting high from cannabis. It may be used to specifically refer to getting high in the morning or before a social event or even on a hike in nature. baked stoned high wake n bake
I woke up this morning ready to work but I had to go and pull a Matthew.
Pull a Matthew by Bondini May 27, 2019

Matthew With A Sweater 

This is an neutral type of Matthew, they always wear a sweater no matter what temperature. They have an extreme liking to the feeling of cold, but does not care about heat at all. Most sweater wearing Matthews are very resilient to everything, and are very good with combat. About half of these Matthews know morse code and have hidden weapons on them everywhere they go. You should generally stay away or become A friend.
That is A Matthew with a sweater, I should stay away.