Matthew Garcia

Amazing Young Comedian That's Striving To Become One Of The Funniest Actors in Hollywood...

He Looks Up To Jim Carrey And Has Special Skills Like Making Funny Faces & "Attempting" To Dance...
One Day He Wants To Become A Director And Make Terrifying & Hilarious Movies...

Everyone: Wow Matthew Garcia Just Made History...

Matthew Garcia by Barney Barney December 14, 2020

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Matthew Garcia

Amazing Talented Young Actor... Who Puts His Heart into Acting. He’s Striving To Get An Oscar. He Loves Basketball & Music He Wants The World To Know That He Wants To Become a Director Once He Gets Older And Retires From Acting. Some idols of Matthew Garcia are (Joaquin Phoenix, Timothee Chalamet, Eddie Murphey, and Jim Carrey) He Really Wants To Play Comedy Roles But He Wants To Play Many Different Roles Such As The Drama & Romantic Genre So He Doesn’t Get Stuck As a “tight character” But He Always Didn’t Like School... He Was Very Independent at a young age.

Everyone: We Love Matthew Garcia...
Matthew: Thank You...Love You

Matthew Garcia by Barney Barney January 7, 2021

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Matthew Garcia

Everyone: Wow Matthew Garcia Just Made History...

Matthew Garcia by Barney Barney December 14, 2020

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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