Matt lau 

The hottest guy you know, the best football player you will know. The gets bitches but he doesn’t like them. He is also really smart. He’s basically perfect and good at everything. He is him.

Girl 1: omgggg (points at Matt lau) it’s Matt

Girl 2: omgg he’s so hot

Matt lau by anonymous June 15, 2024

matt lauer 

The real 21st-century synonym for douchebag. Step aside Bobby Flay

Everybody talks behind your back for being such a Matt Lauer.

matt lauer by cbhudsbchjsdbcdsbhcbdskj November 8, 2013

Matt Lauer 

To invite someone to a location, lock the door behind them via remote, and then pull your junk out.

He invited me over for a coffee and then did a Matt Lauer.

Matt Lauer by Naswipp November 30, 2017

matt lauer'd 

Bent over a desk and fucked until you pass out.

I was Matt Lauer'd last night and it was amazing.

matt lauer'd by jmack7018 December 9, 2017

Matt Lauer 

Verb:
To summon a (subordinate) co-worker to your office, drop your trousers, whip out your pecker, and demand service.

The Matt Lauer De-Luxe includes attempting to discipline said co-worker when setvice is refused.

The new boss is a total creep! He just called me to his office and tried to Matt Lauer me!!!

Matt Lauer by Mustache Larry December 1, 2017

Matt Lauer 

A sex predator who thinks he's wanted by the opposite sex, but really is just making them want to vomit all over him.

Man, that girl at the bar just threw her drink all over that Matt Lauer!

Matt Lauer by Great Kuhzoo November 30, 2017

Matt Lauer 

An advanced sexual technique whereby the man bends the woman over a desk and vigorously copulates with her until she passes out and needs to be resuscitated by Paramedics.

My girl came over last night and I gave her the 'ol Matt Lauer for good measure

Matt Lauer by Good Morning America December 5, 2017