Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.
A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.
You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.
A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.
You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).