Matt

Really adorable, klutzy guy who is such a sweetheart. Does idiotic things but that one girl still loves him no matter what. Intelligent, handsome, funny, and amazing at one or more instruments. Girls, you really want a Matt

Wow, I wish my boyfriend was a Matt!

by KeepCalmAndHarlemShake March 8, 2013

Matt

A very disgusting fat kid with a horrible odor...is in need of a bra and some soap.

Take a shower...you smell like a Matt

by Sc3n3 los3r May 30, 2011

Matt

Matt is large friend who is also very hairy. He is a bear. Not the gay kind, but an animal. He hates people and is particularly vocal about it.

b1: Matt is a bear =D
Matt: I hate you.

by ahab 101 June 13, 2010

Matt

A small penis, normally around 1 inch.

Guy 1: can i see you penis
Guy 2: ya
*pulls off pants and under wear*
Guy 1: thats the smallest matt ive seen

by Plungie January 18, 2014

Matt

Matthew is a quiet soul till you get to know him. Then he is a witty little genius. His boyish smile shines bright when excited or happy, but to the girl he loves, his smile is fierce and loving. His eyes are a golden brown with a mischievous glint that would make most girls' knees go weak. But he is also shows the greatest amount of loyalty that is possible, to the one girl he loves. He is passionate and expresses it in his writing. He is a fantastic writer, stories are detailed and eye catching. He is also a gifted gamer. All over Matthew is a girl's dream. Any girl would be lucky to have him.

Is that Matt? Your boyfriend?-boy
No, that's Matt my other half-girl

Matt I love you so much. Te amo, la mia altra metà.

by M.R.D December 26, 2012

Matt

A boy who THINKS he is a god wen it cums to pleasing women.
A boy who THINKS he's making all the ladies moan when they're actually GROANING 'get off of me'.
A boy who doesn't actually know what he's doing, and he's pretty square.
A boy that will never ever get a gurl.
A boy who has a large ego.

" He's never going to get anything with that ego. "
" Oh my god, I know, he is SUCH a Matt.

by TheTruthBeWritten May 12, 2009

Matt

A name of an male individual that is stellar or awesome in nature.

The lead singer at the rock concert is so amazing, his first name has to be Matt.

by Matchew519 December 30, 2011