mathmatics

n. digits, phone number

"Let me get your mathmatics"

by Nickinu October 23, 2003

mathmatics

add: bed subtract: clothes divide: legs and hope you don't multiply

girl lets do some mathmatics

by Emo Rap March 6, 2016

Granimal mathmatics

Its what granimals use to express love and honor

Granimal mathmatics

(L + T) * Lty2 = DBD
Love plus Trust, multiplied by Loyalty (to the second power) equals Death Before Dishonor

by theGranimalIam October 7, 2009

Lane Mathmatics

The math behind road lanes. When a lane exits from the main road, the number of remaining lanes must decrease by one. When a track is added via a ramp, the total increases by one again.

Biffa: "Oh this junction is chock-a-block! What it needs is some lane mathmatics!"

by Saturos60 September 2, 2023

Methmatics

Methmatics - Tweaking the numbers to fit an implausible conspiracy theory

Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia'so Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep

by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Methamatics

The study of the profits able to be made by starting a meth lab, a chain of meth labs, or just simply selling meth. Many drug dealers are methamaticians, and have carefully done the numbers and discovered the amount of profit they could make by calculations

Man1: Hey have you seen joey lately?
Man2: nah bro, hes been inside for the past 3 weeks doing methamatics
Man1: damn, hes a hardcore nigguh

by Ilovecrystalmeth January 18, 2010

methematics

The way in which a meth a addict try's to buy product with cash money while they owe money or deliberately attempts to confuse the seller by rapidly talking/throwing numbers around in a frantic manner hoping to benefit them selfs by either shorting the seller money or by receiving extra product.

Buyer: "oh hey, ha how much was it I owe you?.... $50, is it... $60? No no it was $45 right? Ya ya $45"

Seller: "nah I don't care for your methematics, you owe me $80 now where's my money man?"

by Nieva February 26, 2015