The name you give the fetus when you get your math teacher pregnant and give her an abortion with a protractor
"Mrs Mays: have you got it?"
"Jimmy: yeah, I've got it but I'm keeping it and calling it Matheson"
"Mrs Mays: your really fucked in the head"
by the alpha ogre-lord September 24, 2014
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he loves to have sex with his nanny and he keeps little kids in his room
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someone who wants 3d chalk for their birthday so they can draw dinosours...they are turning 16.
jace: what do you want for your birthday?
lucy: I want a matheson.
by ladela October 24, 2009
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One who does not shred the gnar
Man I hurt my knee. Guess I’ll just have to mark Matheson it today
by IronD November 21, 2017
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