Pulling a Matheson special

When a family member or family friend constantly late to events that have been well planed for. To the point where everyone the person knows actively plans around said person lateness.

“I’m really sorry I’m late stone!”

“It’s fine Hex, I know you mom is a master at pulling a Matheson special.”
Or

I have ADHD of course I keep pulling a Matheson special.

Pulling a Matheson special by Hexed_into_next_year February 17, 2023

ein matheson 

a washy pathetic individual. A school washout.

ein attempted suicide

ein matheson by awesome March 1, 2005

Matheson 

The name you give the fetus when you get your math teacher pregnant and give her an abortion with a protractor

"Mrs Mays: have you got it?"
"Jimmy: yeah, I've got it but I'm keeping it and calling it Matheson"
"Mrs Mays: your really fucked in the head"

Matheson by the alpha ogre-lord September 24, 2014

matheson whittaker 

If someone is named this they are dumby thicc. Sksksksk.

Matheson gets hit in the nuts
Matheson Whittaker: and I oop sksksks

matheson whittaker by And I Oop sksksksksksksksksksk September 9, 2019

Jeffrey Matheson 

The state of being chubby.

I feel really Jeffrey Matheson right now.

Jeffrey Matheson by Princess daisy sugar pie February 20, 2018

matheson 

someone who wants 3d chalk for their birthday so they can draw dinosours...they are turning 16.

jace: what do you want for your birthday?
lucy: I want a matheson.

matheson by ladela October 24, 2009

matheson 

he loves to have sex with his nanny and he keeps little kids in his room

matheson get your dick outa your sister

matheson by jackkyboy12369 January 11, 2021