dammmnnn she was good in bed but she had matching carpets :/
by Niffer-fish January 17, 2009

by OnE LoVe September 01, 2003

If a person wants to know if someone's pubic hair is the same color (or in some cases, same style) as the hair on their head, they might ask "Do the drapes match the carpet?" The drapes are hair; carpet is pubic hair. This is akin to asking "Is she a true blond?" Someone's obviously dyed hair might prompt this speculation: "I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet."
Lisa has a shaved head. I wonder if the drapes match the carpet?
Didn't she used to be a brunette and now she's a blond? I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet.
Didn't she used to be a brunette and now she's a blond? I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet.
by Glenwood October 01, 2006

A question you would ask someone to find out if their pubic hair matches the hair on their head.... without it being to obvious that you want to know.
by Urbandefiner.com February 13, 2017

by Chody May 27, 2003

Term used when someone is asking whether a person's pubic hair color matches the color of the hair on their head. This question is usually asked of a person with red hair.
Hey Charlie, I saw you went home with that cute redheaded chick from the bar last night. Did the carpet match the drapes?
by Midnight310 August 16, 2011

by quamp March 24, 2007
