RONS COCK IS SO MASSIVE. THE RON MASTER ON TWITTERS COCK IS MASSIVE LIKE BROOOOOO THAT CHICKEN IS HUGE LIKE I BET HE'LL MAKE A DELICIOUS SOUP OUTTA IT.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.