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Massiv Fagget! 

Not to be confused with Massive Faggot.
The term Massiv Fagget refers to someone who disappoints his/her friends. Almost always used as a joke to show your disappointment.

Note: Always hold the M when saying this phrase.
eg. MMmmmmmmmassiv fagget!
Friend 1: Do you wanna go do something today with Jimmy and I?

Friend 2: Nah sorry, I'm kinda tired.

Friend 1: Ohhh, mmmmassiv fagget!

Friend 2: I know, I know, I'm sorry. We'll do something tomorrow.
Massiv Fagget! by PEACH-HAT March 13, 2008

Massimiliano

A literate asf Italian hunk. He's got the brains and loves to party. Also looks sexy in a suit and is also known as "Massi".
Person A: Wow. That man was gorgeous in every possible sense. What's his name?
Person B: Massimiliano, of course.
Massimiliano by Candreva December 29, 2016
A cute, brilliant, smart, and beautiful person, inside and out. You can trust her always, and she will be always for you. Even you don´t look for her, no matter how busy you are, she will gift you at least 5 mins every day.

The best person you can meet ever will be named Massiel.

Always care about be good looking, fresh and be ready for anything day by day.
Massiel is a very fun person, she will always share with you what she likes, ask for your opinion, play with you and when topic is serious, she can be serious enough and support you.

The most important thing is that shw will always be with you, no matters what...

If there is a Massiel in your life, you are a real lucky person.
(cute) massiel
Massiel by XnurBrunX March 7, 2017

Kersal Massive 

A UK 'rap' group, featuring 'C-Mack', 'Little Fuckin' Kev' and 'Ginger Joe'.

C-Mack lives by the code 'Fuck, peace!', while Little Fuckin' Kev spends his days smokin' da reefer in the corner of various forms of public transport. Buses, trains, planes; you name it, he'll be smoking a reefer in the corner of it. And what of Ginger Joe I hear you ask? He had only this to say: "Yeah man, yeah man." Wise words from a wise man. These guys don't fuck about.
C-Mack: "We know how to do it, Kersal Massive!"
Kersal Massive by voltayD June 6, 2013

MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY

The inner most instinctual and primal behavior a human male can display, rejecting all common sense and modernity whilst going full smoothbrain resorting to nothing but pure retard strength and incoherent grunting and screaming. Commonly released at times around 1-5am. An ultimate display of masculinity and dominance
Anon 1"Hey where was david last night?"
Anon2 " i'm not exactly sure, i texted him and all he sent in reply was all caps "I'VE GOT MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY".
Anon1 "God he's done it again, we've got to find him."

Big up the massive 

This means big up the boys if you all in a crowd you all shout big up the massive and everyone knows that you have arrived to the party
Big up the massive by misterrrjosh November 18, 2019