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Macrotransaction 

Mircrotransactions that are actually very large. Usually found in EA Sports games, these include packs bundles the cost $100 or more, and are never even remotely worth it.
This new $100 bundle in Madden that give me a 5% chance at a good player is a horrible macrotransaction.

mascropinate 

It has the same meaning as masturbate, but used for in code because it’s awkward to was you jacked off in public.
“He tends to… well… I don’t wanna say it but…. He tends to mascropinate…

Macrotransaction 

Too expensive microtransaction that it isn't considered microtransaction anymore.
Wait, did Riot Games actually make a $300 skin in Valorant? Bruh, that's a macrotransaction!

Mascottacking

The sport of beating the shit out of high school mascots.
Douchebag #1: "Jake sacked the guy in the Bear suit at the rugby game last week!"
Douchebag #2: "Oh man, I want to do some Mascottacking too!"

Anthony Mastrogiacomo 

neckity neck neck neck neck. bimbus bimbossia bimusville
that Anthony Mastrogiacomo sure does like dick

Macrotainer 

A player controlled character from the game Star Wars Galaxies with the skill profession of either Musician, dancer or entertainer. These player characters are most often not actively being played by a person but rather are just a collection of scripts running unattended.
You; Hi, are you a dancer?
Macrotainer; Welcome to the Mos Eisley cantina plz tip!!!!!!!!
Macrotainer by Okokta November 24, 2003