Mary Brooks Bruner

Mary Brooks is a big fat bitch who eats chickfila and should be sponsored by Postmates

Guy 1- "Hey, do you see that fat girl?"
Guy 2- "She must be a Mary Brooks Bruner"

Mary Brooks Bruner by andiooooooooop November 8, 2019

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Mary Brooks Bruner

Mary Brooks is a girl who can be very rude unintentionally and has a very sarcastic personality. But once you get to know her (and learn to ignore her being a bitch) she is actually really nice. She tends to be attracted to blonde guys but has a habit of getting with guys she doesn’t want to get with and then regrets it (sometimes she gets pods out of it). She also hated being called Mary B.

“Mary brooks bruner is such a bitch but I love her”

Mary Brooks Bruner by ohshit1234 November 8, 2019

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